How NikePig Outsmarted the Bear Market… with a Calculator
- Mike Adamemes

- Dec 3, 2025
- 2 min read

While most meme coins were bleeding out this December, one pig silently posted a +30% gain in just 30 days.
No magical pump. No catching bottoms. No divine Charles candle.
Just one boring word: discipline.
The Boring Math That Doesn’t Lie
In a viral thread, @NikePig_ADA broke it down:
“It’s not magic entries. It’s not catching tops and bottoms. It’s position sizing.The most boring edge that actually works.”
Sounds like something from a textbook, but this time, it’s coming from a meme coin.And guess what? The pig’s right.
The Survival Formula
Here’s how NikePig’s “Massive Rocket Algo” stayed alive while the market bled:
Position Size = Risk Amount ÷ Stop Distance
Say you have a $10K account and risk 2–3% per trade →That’s $200–$300 max loss per trade.
You enter at $100, stop at $95 →$5 risk per unit → $200 ÷ $5 = 40 units.
That’s your position.Not vibes.Not hopium.Math.
What This Really Means:
Wide stop = smaller position
Tight stop = bigger position
Dollar risk = constant
The result?
You can lose 10 trades in a row and still keep 70%+ of your account.Survival > gains.
Bonus: Kelly vs Piggy
In pro trading circles, people talk about the Kelly Criterion a fancy formula for “optimal bet size.”
But even Kelly would tip his hat to the pig:
NikePig sticks with 2–3% fixed risk per trade
It’s simple, safe, and scalable
Kelly is for quant funds.Piggy math is for Cardano survivors.
When Meme Education Breaks the Charts
NikePig didn’t just make gains he earned the community’s respect.
Sci-fi classroom: check Piggy trader with glowing charts: check Meme Bond Pig with champagne: double check
In a world where everyone’s chasing “alpha leaks” and “insider calls,”one pig showed up with a whiteboard and said:
“Math is your edge.”
If you want to make it in this market, stop searching for perfect entries.Start calculating your position size.
Surviving the game IS winning the game.Everything else is just a meme.
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