The Golden Flow of $PEEPEE

Mike Adamemes
2 days ago
3 min read

How a pisscoin raised 54K ADA, burned it all, and still came out smelling like victory.

The Birth of a Liquid Legend

You know how every new crypto project drops with a whitepaper, a corporate photo, and the promise to “redefine DeFi”? Yeah… this isn’t that story.

$PEEPEE was born the way all true Web3 chaos should be, inside a Discord server full of degens, artists, and people who clearly haven’t touched grass in weeks.Someone looked at $PEPE and said, “What if we just add more e’s?”Laughter followed. Then memes. Then code.

And on April 24, 2023, a new token came dripping into existence. Hardcapped at 3 billion, with zero VC funding, no presale drama, and a community that believed the blockchain could use a little more… liquidity.

Or How the Pee Was Spread

Forget private rounds, seed investors, or closed-door allocations.The Hive, the team behind the madness, opened the taps for everyone.

They kicked things off with a “Pee Sale” in their Discord, followed by the now-infamous “Pubic Sale” for the public.Together, these events distributed 65% of the total supply directly to the community, the way memes intended.

Another 25% went to liquidity, and 10% to development, because even piss needs pipes.

Within just 36 hours, the community had raised 54,000 ADA, all of which was poured into the Minswap liquidity pool. To prove they weren’t just joking around, the team burned all LP tokens forever, sending them to the $SNEKBURN wallet.

So yes — $PEEPEE isn’t just decentralized. It’s literally sterilized.

The Mint Money Trail

After launching the PeeBee NFT collection, the team didn’t ghost the community or vanish like steam off a toilet seat.Instead, they went public with every single ADA they earned.

A total of 32,318 ADA was raised from minting, and the breakdown was refreshingly transparent:

17,500 ADA paid to Tavern Squad for the PeeBee staking platform and website, the digital plumbing of the $PEEPEE empire.
7,456 ADA went to art & development, compensating Jet for over 500 hours of handpicking PeeBees like a jeweler grading meme diamonds.
5,000 ADA used to buy back 100 million $PEEPEE from a top holder, recycling liquidity straight back into the ecosystem.
1,500 ADA split evenly among Torps, Holliday, and Cavibo (500 each), because leadership should always get paid last.
862 ADA for the boring but vital stuff, CNFT Tools listings, bots, IPFS hosting, and Twitter Premium.

Because when your entire brand revolves around piss jokes, your tweets better look clean.

Transparency That Flows

Here’s where $PEEPEE quietly outperformed 90% of the so-called “serious” crypto projects. No hidden wallets. No “strategic partners” draining the pool. No shadow treasuries filled with mystery ADA.

Everything’s on-chain.Every transaction. Every burn. Every meme.

The Minswap pool is public.The $SNEKBURN wallet is permanent.And the receipts are all there, proving that the funniest coin on Cardano might also be one of the most honest.

So the next time someone tells you meme coins are just noise, remember:$PEEPEE didn’t make noise. It made waves.

Some projects promise transparency.$PEEPEE just lives it, on-chain, on-brand, and slightly unhinged.

The Philosophy Behind the Piss

The project’s manifesto isn’t called a whitepaper — it’s called “The Toilet Papers.”And honestly, it says it all:

“This isn’t just a memecoin about pissing.The premise is to onboard, engage, and laugh, and we’ll build wherever we can.”

That philosophy flows through every part of the Hive’s culture.The project never overpromised. It just kept delivering, humor, transparency, and a surprising amount of actual functionality.

The Mascot That Made It Buzz

At the heart of it all is PeeBee, the chubby, sarcastic bee who became the face of Cardano’s first pisscoin.From gangster chains to hotel floods, PeeBee’s NFT adventures turned absurd humor into community art.

Each NFT costs just a few ADA and can be staked for $PEEPEE rewards.10% royalties from every trade flow into buyback-and-burn programs — a perpetual loop of comedy and deflation.

Even the rare animated PeeBees, buzzing through bear markets or “dumping on whales” — have become tiny cultural icons across Cardano Twitter.